Malachai - We got the call to meet our parents at the hospital. Something had happened to Bobbit. My heart stopped. Naim isn't acting like herself, and Mordecai looks like he's about to punch the first person who looks at him wrong. Aside from that though, my girl got a hell of a shitty birthday message from her mother, and I'm not about to lose her when I just got her.

The universe can 'f off with this shit.