When Bronx and the Old Man return to Yellow Gulch, they discover the alcohol springs have played out and the town is nearly deserted. Beer-thieves from the next town over have pilfered Yellow Gulch's supply! Can they save Yellow Gulch? And what about those giant demonic armadillos? A rollicking western Cthulhu Mythos comedy-adventure, like nothing you've ever read before!

This short story is from "Weird Trails," a parody of western and weird fiction pulp magazines (such as Weird Tales) from the 1930s. Come in expecting wacky fun and you won't be disappointed!