San Francisco ad-man Art Kassel has three seemingly unreachable life goals: to find some woman somewhere who shares his love for all things intellectual, cultural and culinary; to win accolades and awards for creativity in advertising; and to escape the iffy morality of his career by launching the big honking novel he's been slogging away at forever. Imagine how thrilled he is when all his goals suddenly seem within his grasp. Especially when he comes up with a brilliant campaign for the ad agency's most important account: Cloud Nine Toilet Paper. Thankfully, he has plenty of Cloud Nine on hand, because soon all his hopes are flushed away. Set in the pre-internet Mad-men ‘80's, Kassel's in Air, a 100K word rom/com, follows its disaster-prone protagonist as he struggles with love and pain, career dreams and reality. All in his efforts to survive the granting of his wishes.