An android walks into a church and all hell breaks loose.
After sitting through the Catholic Mass, the seemingly innocent android informs a naive young priest that, like any other penitent, he would like to confess his sins, be absolved and receive communion. The priest is cautiously open to the idea, but his foul-mouthed superior is outraged. They decide (or are maneuvered into) a meeting with the bishop and even the cardinal. Their conclave also includes the inventor of the technology and, just to even things out, a rabbi. Finally, even the pope gets involved...