"Bilge? What bilge?" "Sink? It can't sink ... can it?"

First he was in shock, then he was angry. Then he pretended like it never even happened, like he didn't just buy a magnificent chore-of-a-boat that needed to be stocked, cleaned, repaired and maintained. But we've all been there, and I knew one thing for sure. Helping our hapless buddy bring his new boat home across the Gulf of Mexico was going to make for one heck of a story and endless entertainment when the boat—as boats tend to do—started to give him plenty of grief.

“Funny and entertaining, Annie infectiously recounts the loveable Mitch’s saga from dreamer to boat owner to sailor.”
— Conrad Cooper, author of Own Less & Live More